February 2012
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LARI GOT INTO COLLEGE.
AND IT’S CLOSE TO MY PLACE.
AND IT’S A GREAT SCHOOL.
AND MY GRANDPARENTS ARE PAYING.
AND I’M SO HAPPY <3
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Exactly a year ago, right now, I was watching Rise...
And then I remember they’re probably not coming to Brazil again in a loooong time
So I’m like
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHIT
afghanistanini:
remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
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Remember When Everybody Had Flip Phones
epic-izzy:
Everybody Would Be Like:
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
wellalright:
what if instead of cutting a “Z” into people’s shirts zorro just snapped his fingers in a Z formation and then ran out of the room.
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incensesoakedsoul:
let-us-begin-again:
incensesoakedsoul:
let-us-begin-again replied to your video: Hi, I’m awkward.
BAZONGAS! :D
Yes, Larissa. Your obsession with my boobs has really reached a new level, hasn’t it? ;)
It’s 2:11 in the morning.
And I’m not obsessed, it’s just that they’re always out.
Excuse you, m’am. Double D’s are not easy to contain, alright?
You’re...
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incensesoakedsoul:
let-us-begin-again replied to your video: Hi, I’m awkward.
BAZONGAS! :D
Yes, Larissa. Your obsession with my boobs has really reached a new level, hasn’t it? ;)
It’s 2:11 in the morning.
And I’m not obsessed, it’s just that they’re always out.
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redsolostripper:
Watchlaugh-addict:
Wantwantwantwantwantwant
still reblogging
Guess who's gonna be home alone tomorrow
AAAAALL DAY
Except for the night, when I have a party
WHEEE
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wishiwasasian replied to your post: ugly fat ass, ur ugly for a brazilian. ur not even tan
Boom. Roasted. This is what I love about you!
<3
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Anonymous asked: ugly fat ass, ur ugly for a brazilian. ur not even tan
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I JUST GOT LARI'S LETTER FROM BRAZIL.
incensesoakedsoul:
MY ASS IS DRAWN IN HERE AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE SHE ALSO MENTIONED MIKE’S PENIS. (And James, but whatever.) Lari, I am in tears laughing, and I am horrified, oh my god.
she wrote me a how-to guide on how to make a SuperKelsey, and there’s an FAQ
Q:”My SuperKelsey refuses to put on clothes.” A: That’ll teach you to mix with alcohol. To fully enjoy the experience,...
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During school: "What day is it?" "Thursday, February 23, 2012"
Summer: "What day is it?" "Probably June"
I hate you
I hate me
Let’s relapse and take my mind off of this shit
